Well all you Funsters, as I sit here thinking, I got in trouble
trying to think of some news for this issue. I would be safe
in saying that a good time was had by all at the Imperial, as
no news has come out. (LOTS OF COMPITION AWARDS) I hope that all are in good health and spirits. We wish Pickles the best of every thing in his move to sunny Florida. Who is going to step up and take over the duties of Chief cook and bottle washer?
We also need a new editor for Funsters crier items, come on step forward.
From the book" A Blonde Walks into a Bar" I found these Items of interest.
Definitions: Abdicate(V), to give up hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Adult(N), A person who has stopped growing at both
ends is now growing in the middle.
Balderdash(N), a rapidly receding hair lineCoffee(N), a person who is coughed upon.
Embarrassment(adj),When two eyes meet through a key hole.
Pokemon (N), A Jamaican proctologist.
Testicle(N), A humorous question in a exam.
Wrinkles(N) something other people have. You have character lines.
Old Chicken Legs